milktree:

always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

(Source: alunaes, via searchbeauty)

missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

(via distinctmemory)

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

(via suspend)

peble:

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

(via unretrieved)

joydick:

"you dont look gay though"
SHIT did I forget my rainbow at home AGAIN

(via lesbian-pirate-from-outerspace)

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(Source: inner--utopia, via lesbian-pirate-from-outerspace)

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies, via africandad)

oldroots:

aarchvile:

oldroots:

wheres that gif of the guy on his back and someone pouring cornflakes and a jug of milk into his mouth and he coughs it up everywhere

image

thanks

(via lesbian-pirate-from-outerspace)

hunnnnie:

I want someone to really want me. Make a big deal about me, tell me I’m on your mind way too fucking much but you kinda like it. Make it completely obvious that I’m the person you want. Tell me you can’t wait to see me; show me how you feel so I can feel it too.
Make me feel something I’ve never felt before. Tell your friends about me & I’ll tell them about how you make butterflies swarm my stomach. Want me as much as I want you.

(via lesbian-pirate-from-outerspace)

dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?

(via lesbian-pirate-from-outerspace)

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lady-redrum:

wasthatnotsideblog:

just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they…